The Spoken Word event of the year is happening THIS SATURDAY January 31st 2026 at the Kerouac House St. Pete! I will be telling my latest story in my lengthiest appearance ever at a whopping 20-30 minutes! Details and tickets HERE! The genius performance artist Ben Leslie is opening, and an open mic will follow. Beer, wine and snacks. This is a party at Jack's house. This is the event you avoid Gasparilla with. 7-9 and if you want, you're in bed by 10pm. Do yrself a favor.
The Goon Squad
Tuesday, January 27, 2026
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New Event - Storytelling @ The Kerouac House St. Pete
Sunday, January 21, 2024
Life Without Velocity Girl - Pop 6
Sunday, February 5, 2023
Life Without Velocity Girl - Pop 5
It was their proximity to Velocity Girl that led to my discovering their music. I added them to a road trip playlist that I created to play while driving an hour to Sarasota. My first destination was a big cat sanctuary. The other was a celebration of life for a friend who had recently passed.
My wife accompanied me, and the mix was to satify our divergent tastes in music. Velocity Girl and The Amps shared playlist space with Madonna, Florence+The Machine, and Doja Cat. The Black Tambourine song that I added was called "Throw Aggi Off the Bridge". The chorus goes:
So throw her off the bridge Just toss her in the drink She's coming in between us You know the girl I mean It's time we were together It's clear that I'm the one So throw her off the bridge You just know it's gotta be done
The big cat sanctuary smelled of manure, stronger toward the periphery rather than the heart of this converted farm enclosure, crowded with pea hens, lions and ruminant animals. The memorial was held in a wooden house nestled in the woods, seemingly built around a mature, ropey banyan tree. Strangers greeted us warmly, and I memorialized a dear friend. To quote Dylan Thomas: "The memories of childhood have no order, and no end."
Saturday, January 28, 2023
Life Without Velocity Girl - Pop 4
This was the age of Myspace; a time when social media did not yet monopolize communication. Internet quizzes gave rise to identity politics, and the fall of Western civilization gained that much more speed. I was able to check out a few songs. I felt blessed to hear her swing into the hight notes again with the cadence unique to her only. But it was not Velocity Girl, I was young man attempting to cling on to the warm security blanket of youth. The void persisted.
Two years later, I became a father. Work and new obligations took me to the West coast of Florida, and with it a search for child care. I searched for, and eventually found, the babysitter that met one of my highest criteria items: access to Kindie Rock.
The early 2000's gave us the rise of Kindie Rock: music performed by indie rock artists and intended for children. DEVO, They Might Be Giants, and The Aquabats were among the throng of seasoned musicians creating music for this new demographic. In this milleu, Sarah Shannon gave us her most ambitious, accessible work since VG With her new Kindie Rock band The Not-Its, Shannon gave us a new-found energy, using her noticeably trained up vocals in conjunction with the rock sensibilities of a full band. Other bandmembers include Micheal Welke of Harvey Danger and Danny Adamnson of Kentucky Pistol. With a proper indie rock pedigree, Sarah Shannon's new vehicle was the offering that would make me whole.
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Saturday, January 21, 2023
Life Without Velocity Girl - Pop 3
Velocity Girl had one singer before Sarah Shannon. Her name is Bridget Cross, who recorded just one song with them, "I Don't Care if You Go", before leaving to play bass guitar for another seminal indie rock band, Unrest in 1992. In 2002, a decade after the breakup of Velocity Girl, Bridget Cross went on a camping trip to Skagway, Alaska with companion Franswa Fernandez. Fernandez is a Black man and a South African national. Bridget is white. Unfortunately, that detaii is germane to this story.
Much of the data regarding what transpired on the trip is collected from 20-year-old Metafilter data and info captured from Gecities websites right before that web provider reached end-of-life. Varying accounts conflict. Some maintain that Franswa was the object of derogatory and racist treatment from the locals in this secluded Alaska working-class town. The majority of that treatment being received at the Red Onion Saloon, one of very few taverns in the area. Other accounts assert that Cross and Fernandez were drunk and obnoxious, causing discord in this remote bar where fights were a weekly norm. Whatever the reality, a brawl broke out between the bar patrons and Franswa Fernandez. A railroad worker was slashed by a blade wielded by Fernandez, inflicting a critical wound. Cross and Fernandez fled the scene by car, attempting to make the Canadian border and a hasty retreat. They were stopped at the border by Alaskan authroties. Franswa Francisco was charged with intent to kill, Bridget Cross was charged with fleeing a crime scene and DWI. Accounts suggest that Franswa Francisco was denied contact with the South African Consulate.
While Cross was released and returned home to the contiguous United States, Franswa remained in Alaska awaiting trial. Bridget Cross first accepted a state-appointed attorney, but eventually had to retain a private lawyer to dispense with some of the more superfluous "bogus" charges against her.
Velocity Girl, having been frozen in carbonite in my memory, agreed to reunite for one performance at the Black Cat club in Washington, DC to raise money for Briget's legal fees. To see Velocity Girl again would be a near-religious experience. While definitely talented, it is safe to say that my obsession with them is not wholly based on their musicianship. They imprinted themselves on me during a formative and emotional time in my life. When you're young, emotions are so much more intense, and can be scarring.
I did not see the show at Black Cat. In fact, It would be several more years until I even learned of this reunion on Wikipedia. An opportunity missed, and as a young man I came to terms with how to deal with missed connections, chances not taken, and loss.
Nobody knows the fate of Franswa Fernandez.

